So this is random but about a month ago I was spending a gorgeous day out in Central Park with some chickenhead I had been screwing. We were laying out in one of the big fields (Sheeps Meadow) in the middle of the park, around 5:30 in the afternoon when we notice 4 guys in monkey suits accompanied but 5 or six people carrying instruments/equipment. Anyway, we were about to leave but decided to go over and see what the the monkeys and co. were up to. We head over to where they had settled, as many other people had begun to do, and watch as the crew sets up a drumset and pulls out all this camera/video equipment. It doesn’t take me too long to realize that this is about to become a set for a music video.
As a few more people come over to gawk, a man who seems to be in charge asks the gathering people if any one wanted to volunteer to be in the video. Of course the chick and I are like, “Shit yeah” so we basically spent the next 45 minutes dancing with these monkees while their song played out through some speakers that had been set up.
My fellow dancers and I were all given kazoos in hopes to make the scene look even crazier than it already was… I mean, there was a shirtless/swole ass midget, a slutty looking chick in a bikini(who hogs most of the camera), a dude in a 1920′s bathing suit doing squat thrust, and even moms holding babies…gotta love New Yorkers. Despite my personal frustration for barely appearing in the video, It was alot of fun and everyone seemed to really have a good time. You can spot me a few quick times (wearing a green shirt with a black hat and ballin’ shades) in the background dancing like an idiot with a silly kazoo in my mouth. The first is at the :17 second mark and is almost impossible to catch because i’m right behind the slut with huge tits who is gonna automatically draw your eye the first few times you watch. The second time at the 2:35 mark when I’m twisting out like Chubby Checker. Anyway, the band is called Julius C and they were all cool ass dudes so if you like the song, I recommend hitting up their myspace page.
I also put an extra video up that I shot on my cell phone of the band getting some shots before all the dancers joined in.
P.S. – I swear to Tom Cruise that If I hadn’t been there with that chick that day, I could have easily scored with the tiarra/bikini slut in the video cause she was eyeing my shit up and down. Im dead ass serious. She was hungry for my shit like a shark in a crowded wave pool…….Ahh, Fuck It!
-Your Exquisite Enabler,
AssaultNBatt3ry
